INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, April 21

Depp-inspired quotes and words of encouragement
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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, April 21

Unread post by Chocolat » Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:14 am

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More Groaners....


How did the janitor get rich?
Sweepstakes.

My wife told me to stop stealing her kitchen utensils or else.
But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.

What happens when you boil a funny bone?
It turns into a laughing stock. That's humerus.

What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

What do you call a magician who loses his magic?
Ian

What kind of monkey can fly?
A hot air baboon.

What do you call a fear of giants?
Fee-Fi-Phobia.


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~ MAGICK HAPPENS ~
Through the years, for the many xoxo's, giggles & kindness...
thank you & love you Johnny.

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, April 21

Unread post by mytreasure » Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:07 am


We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today.
We removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change.

They say we can have gatherings of up to 8 people without issues.
I don't know 8 people without issues.

Shoutout to everyone who can still remember their childhood phone number, but can't remember the password they created yesterday.
You are my people.




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*Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.*
~Dearest Captain Jack, May your compass always lead you back to us...~

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INSPIRATION ~ Wednesday, April 21

Unread post by Joni » Wed Apr 21, 2021 4:46 pm

mytreasure wrote:
Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:07 am

Shoutout to everyone who can still remember their childhood phone number, but can't remember the password they created yesterday.
You are my people.
:rotflmao: How true that is!! :lol: