The Lawsuits Thread

[Lbock]

Lbock wrote:

That UK verdict will forever haunt him sadly.

I note Kat Tenbarge and cry-bully Taylor Lorenz are shilling for Amber and have mounted a cowardly, desperate and despicable attack on you, Andy from Popcorned Planet and TUG. They have doxxed you and family and then responded with an arrogant "sure did", then repeated the doxxing. These people are deplorable scum imo.

They are vile. As long as no one calls the police on us and makes something up. They are despicable

[fireflydances]

I am dead certain I cannot post the linked article here, but it made my evening. May it make yours as well.

[Lbock]

I am dead certain I cannot post the linked article here, but it made my evening. May it make yours as well.

A man can only take so much s**t from his ex-wife.

Professional actress and succubus Amber Heard simply could not let her ex-husband go. Several months after their 2017 divorce was finalized, Heard hounded her former husband, movie star Johnny Depp, with wild accusations of abuse, culminating in a vicious op-ed published in the Washington Post. In it, she intimated years of emotional, physical, and psychological abuse by Depp in an attempt to reinvigorate her acting career through the vessel of the #MeToo Movement.

These allegations cost Depp millions in lost earnings and severed his relationship with Disney, the studio home to his blockbuster Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.

Fed up, Depp sued Heard for defamation in a case that would become the trial of 2022.

Fueled with gallons of red wine and mountains of The Palm's world-famous chicken parmigiana, Johnny turned the tables on his accuser. He hired the hottest trial lawyer he could find, superstar Camille Vasquez, and holed up in a legal war room at the Ritz-Carlton to plot their scorched-earth legal strategy.

The trial exposed several instances of vicious physical and psychological abuse Heard thrust upon Depp. Vazquez also masterfully revealed the fiction of Heard's claim that she contributed the proceeds of their divorce settlement to charity.*

Heard's defense strategy mystified most legal observers. In feeble attempts to paint Depp in an unflattering light, Heard and her attorneys accused Johnny of being a drug abuser, an alcoholic, financially reckless, and being friends with Keith Richards. In short, their plan was to accuse world-renowned degenerate Johnny Depp of being… Johnny Depp?

Initially, the jury seemed to believe that Depp was in fact scumbag enough that he could be guilty of abuse.

But Depp's attorneys were prepared. To win over a jury, the art of persuasion is key. Often it requires a change of preexisting perceptions by bringing new s**t to light. In this trial's coup de grâce, that is exactly what the Depp team did—they brought new s**t to light.

Many people believe the myth that beautiful women do not, in fact, poop. Amber Heard is undoubtedly a beautiful woman. Johnny's legal team knew there were likely several jurors who shared this preconceived notion. They needed to change perceptions.

Vazquez did just that when, in a legal masterstroke, she presented the jury with photographic proof of a substantial pile of fecal matter laid upon Depp and Heard's bed! Proof, Vazquez claimed, that not only does Amber Heard defecate, but that Amber Heard does so with malice. Not the kind of malice that comes from the morning after a chili dog and dark beer bender, but willful, vengeful malice. Considered a war crime by the Geneva Convention, biological weaponry is outlawed in nearly every country—even the shithole ones.

Revolted, the jury gasped.

Perceptions changed.

Heard, caught off-guard by this presentation, attempted to blame her dog, a four-pound Yorkshire Terrier named Boo. Nice try, toots.

The jury knew this was no doggy accident, it wasn't a Baby Ruth, or a muddy sock, and it wasn't Mr. Hankey.

It was a Heard. Amber Heard's Heard.

Case closed.

The traumatized jury ruled in Depp's favor, granting him a judgment of $10 million, concluding the trial of the year.

For defeating #MeToo with a number two, Johnny Depp is 2022's Washington Free Beacon Man of The Year.

*Editor's Note: Officially, the Washington Free Beacon classifies the ACLU as a terrorist organization, not a charity.

Published under: 2022 Men of the Year, Man of the Year

[myfave]

True story!!!

[fireflydances]

Ublock: Thank you for posting the actual article!!!!

[SnoopyDances]

It's official, the Rocky lawsuit has been dismissed.

[Ingrid 3]

I am dead certain I cannot post the linked article here, but it made my evening. May it make yours as well.

Yes!!

[ForeverYoung]

OMG...why am I not surprised. What she does is always someone else's fault. Now she is suing her ins. co.

https://youtu.be/Bj2vEpD52NM

[Lbock]

OMG...why am I not surprised. What she does is always someone else's fault. Now she is suing her ins. co.

https://youtu.be/Bj2vEpD52NM

I have the two recent docs here. She has been countersuing them for awhile. This is her amended version lol.

[SnoopyDances]

[hollyberry]

What's that old saying:
'Stand by the river long enough and you see the bodies of your enemies float by'....

Seriously...I have had beef with Disney for a while, on something completely unrelated to Johnny, but I have lost all respect for #metoo when they made that comment after Johnny cleared his name. They started off as a worthy cause but now have degenerated into something shameful. I'm just glad Johnny has been vindicated, but it still sickens me that she has escaped being prosecuted for what she did due to her gender.

[Granna]

Hollyberry: I agree, however, though I wish she had been sentenced to jail, we have to admit that our homeless veterans do not receive a roof over their heads, a place to sleep ; 3 squares a day, many are homeless, not if their own doing. She is not worthy. The only hope is that Australia goes at her. Banning her for life or something from their country. Those who have stood and continue to stand by JD will make note of any baloney via AH, for the rest of her days. As far as Disney & Warner Bros we can show our total disdain by keeping our wallets shut. We can support the likes of Dior (reminder: 2/14 is Valentines' day).

[ForeverYoung]

Hollyberry: I agree, however, though I wish she had been sentenced to jail, we have to admit that our homeless veterans do not receive a roof over their heads, a place to sleep ; 3 squares a day, many are homeless, not if their own doing. She is not worthy. The only hope is that Australia goes at her. Banning her for life or something from their country. Those who have stood and continue to stand by JD will make note of any baloney via AH, for the rest of her days. As far as Disney & Warner Bros we can show our total disdain by keeping our wallets shut. We can support the likes of Dior (reminder: 2/14 is Valentines' day).

She is hiding out in Europe now under alias names to avoid Australia coming after her. I agree about keeping our wallets shut. I won't pay one cent to watch any of their films now.

[ForeverYoung]

She lost again!!!

[Granna]

Any updates on Australia? Is there still the petition to have the UK verdict looked at, now that the "incidents" have been proven false? Just hoping.