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Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen, won't open," Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it, and then gently tap edges with a hammer." Wife texts back 10 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now." https://i.imgur.com/ZSSyuaC.jpg https://i.imgur.com/z...

If you stay positive in a negative situation, you win.
~unknown

Whether you think you can or can’t, either way, you are right.
~Henry Ford

"Sometimes life can be so disappointing" said the tiger cub to the fox. "Yes, it can, but it can also be so very inspiring. It can also be so very magical. In time you will know this. You will take what hurts and turn it into a garden full of flowers." ~R.M. Drake https://i.imgur.com/eP5NiNX.jpg ht...

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.
~Johnny Depp

The most delicious part of Girl Scout cookies is the part where you justify eating an entire box in one sitting because you're supporting the next generation of women business leaders. Remember when you were little and you'd fall on the trampoline and everyone would keep jumping so you couldn't get...

Charm is the ability to make someone else think that both of you are pretty wonderful.
~Kathleen Winsor

There was never a night or a problem that could defeat sunrise or hope.
~Bernard Williams

When thinking about life remember this: no amount of guilt can solve the past and no amount of anxiety can change the future.
~unknown

All my work's been disguise, really: hiding behind the character.
~David Jason

A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
A realist sees a freight train.
The train conductor sees 3 idiots standing on the track.








Have a great day!

Truth is the torch that gleams through the fog without dispelling it.
~Claude Adrien Helvetius

When it rains, the world softens around the edges; streets and sidewalks become a liquid mirror onto which light and colors bleed. When it rains, everything becomes beautiful... for a while. ~ John Mark Green https://i.imgur.com/Ywv4INP.jpg https://i.imgur.com/iMDzcUU.gif Have a wonderful week!

Some days there won't be a song in your heart.
Sing anyway.
~Emory Austin

I like the challenge of trying different things and wondering whether it's going to work or whether I'm going to fall flat on my face.
~Johnny Depp