JOHNNY DEPP ZONE

No one is you, and that is your power.
~Shanna Skidmore

It's very nice to have someone that you can have a completely abstract conversation with and leave the room, feel like everything's fine, and then realize that if you pick it apart, you have absolutely no idea what either of you said. ~Tim Burton https://i.imgur.com/Yvrj7BW.jpg https://i.imgur.com/...

My GPS just told me to turn around. Now I can't see where I'm driving. I just got nine out of 10 on my driver’s test. The last guy was able to get out of the way. A truck carrying vicks vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours straight. https://i.imgur.com/gd...

What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined to strengthen each other, to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.
~George Eliot

Silently, one by one, in the infinite meadows of heaven, Blossomed by the lovely stars, the forget-me-nots of the angels.
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes...including you.
~Anne Lamott

“We’d be over at the craft services wagon and he’d make a cup of tea and we’d have a chat and have a giggle, and do a scene then. He’s just really, really, really lovely.”
~Kiera Knightley

What do you call a Magician who's lost his magic? Ian. What do you call an angry counsellor? A therapissed. I got arrested today for walking out the the art museum with a painting. I'm just so confused because earlier when I asked the security guard if I could take a picture, they said "yes". https...

I believe it is in my nature to dance by virtue of the beat of my heart, the pulse of my blood and the music in my mind.
~Robert Fulghum

When the world wearies and society ceases to satisfy, there is always the garden.
~Minnie Aumdnier

You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.
~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I think it’s a very strange, funny time where everybody wants to be themselves, but they can’t, they must fall in line, conform — and if you want to lead this life, I’ll be on the other side.
~Johnny Depp

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his Dad if he could start using the family car. The Dad said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car” The boy thought abo...

The place does not make the man, nor the sceptre the king. Greatness is from within.
~Robert Green Ingersoll

Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in our heart.
~Winnie the Pooh