Everybody needs something to do regardless of age. Everybody needs someone to love. Everybody needs something to hope for, and, of course, everybody needs someone to believe in. ~Lou Holtz
When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school It's a wonder I can think at all And though my lack of education hasn't hurt me none I can read the writing on the wall Kodachrome They give us those nice bright colors Give us the greens of summers Makes you think all the world's a sunny d...
I just found out that my new electric toothbrush is not waterproof. I was shocked. A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: hey Horse: sure I just found out that the neighborhood had a meeting about the crazy person on the block. It's weird that they didn't invite me. https://i.imgur.com/2dmyTob.jpg ht...
I just received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees a tunnel. The optimist a light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a train.... The train engineer sees three idiots on the railway track. https:/...
My 4 year old called a treadmill a "dreadmill" and now I think the rest of us are the ones actually saying it wrong. Shoutout to everyone who can still remember their childhood phone number but can't remember the password they created yesterday. Shoutout to all the people whose laugh is even better...
And when the night is cold and dark You can see, you can see light 'Cause no one can take away your right To fight and to never surrender. With a little perseverance, you can get things done Without the blind adherence that has conquered some. ~Corey Hart https://i.imgur.com/ApWWLOm.jpg https://i.i...