Depp fans were delighted to find a segment with Johnny included in the Sci-Fi channel’s mockumentary, “The Buried Secret of M. Night Shyamalan,” which first aired July 18. Tongue firmly in cheek, Johnny tells the hoax-documentary’s director, Nathaniel Kahn, that negotiations for him to appear in Shyamalan’s film Signs collapsed because he found the director too weird. Johnny filmed his segment at the Chateau Marmont in early 2004. Thanks to the many Zoners who reported on this story . . . .